Slappin Japin

stop talkin shit about brussel sprouts!

2010-12-15T00:16:00.000-08:00

play with yo japin shirt

2010-12-11T10:34:00.000-08:00

DIY ☆ feather hairband

2010-12-06T16:14:00.000-08:00

get a small gold or silver colored hair band and a matching colored chain. gather an assortment of feathers that you like.

attach the feathers onto the chain so that they fall the way you want them to. i just sewed them on and covered the knots with super glue, but you can get fancy and use wire links too :) (actually itll prob look better that way)

super glue a piece of fabric onto the tip of the hairband and sew the end of the chain onto the fabric.

i have feather hair!!

skee yee!

Fugg

2010-11-08T07:03:00.000-08:00

So horrible: Jimmy Choo X Uggs

Keep Truckin'

2010-11-02T19:40:00.000-07:00

some stuff I want. source: internet

More importantly lets talk about my humiliation. Today I ran into this boy that I may have liked a few years ago at the gym. I looked horrible but so did he so...that's ok? Yes, that is not the humiliating part. We had small talk, horrible, horrible small talk that seemed to last forever. 30 seconds is forever in my book! Well long story short the conversation ended with him telling me to "Keep Truckin'."

Also more awkward... he kept looking me up and down. This could mean two things:
Option one: DAMN YO' BODY BE BANGIN!!! (less likely)
Option two: DAMN YOU HAVE SOME SMALL ASS TITIES. (more likely, I hate my life.)

Since we are from San Francisco, obligatory Giants pic.

Most Important, cause I love the YG family...

Ay

2010-10-20T16:51:00.000-07:00

this reminds me of berkeley high parties and neck cramps.
i need to go get my herrrr did.

Birthday Number 1's

2010-09-25T18:22:00.000-07:00

So while taking a break from my ever so exciting life of watching Dinner's Drive In's and Dives, I found this website that will spit out the top song from any day of any year. This is the kinda stuff that prevents people like me from having a social life. Real people can't tell me this!

Me: August 20, 1989

@ Yahoo! Video

TG: February 2, 1989

*I originally thought her bday was Feb 20, which would have been Paula Abdul's Straight Up. WTF Teresa? Get a new birthday please. However, I can only take solace in the fact that I can spread this beautiful tribute video to romance novels that someone obviously labored over for days.

Maya: November 27, 1988

Well now, the Boys to Men greatest hits album isn't going to listen to itself! Another exhilarating Saturday night for me!

PS, In case you're wondering this is the number one today, September 25, 2010

yawn.

WE NO SPEAK AMERICANO

2010-09-24T05:51:00.001-07:00

I went to Florence, than came back. Feeling a bit more Euro now.
Gonna go blast some house version of a Michael Buble song, ciao.

2NE1

2010-09-16T07:27:00.000-07:00

buuut the classics are always the best

watermelon guava

2010-09-12T15:47:00.000-07:00

Since having a baby is popular now

2010-08-27T13:18:00.000-07:00

Wear the pants, they'll make you brave!

2010-07-02T15:46:00.000-07:00

I spent last Friday night watching The Sisterhood of the Traveling pants in my polar bear pajama set while eating bowl after bowl of Special K.

If I was talking about ketamine, maybe this night would have been more exciting, but no I'm talking about the Kellogg cereal that taste like healthy sugar-less rice krispies, that promises that if you eat it non-stop you lose six pounds in a week.

Where is my six pound weight loss?

Fuck you Special K and fuck your broken promises.

Thank the lord Jesus I am flying out to Florence tomorrow and hopefully my next posts wont be about cereal and horrible pussy ass teen movies (which apparently Teresa loves? stfu you have no reason to live).

BTW this Friday night has been spent watching an Intervention marathon while eating cream cheese sandwiches (all that's left in my fridge. fuck you life).

And this is my life right now. Hopefully this time tomorrow things will be different. Well actually this time tomorrow I will be drunk on a plane.

Obviously fashion is the farthest thing from my mind right now so I will end this boring rant on this note... I have finally decided on a hair style!

Here is my face photo shopped with Megan Fox's hair. Let the nightmares begin.

i feel love

2010-06-27T20:48:00.000-07:00

Love u d.sum.

Best comment ever goes to youtube user jamesjonesrocket:

"I never thought anyone doing the robot could give me an erection- until now"

Bahhahahahha!!!

2010-06-25T20:36:00.000-07:00

These have been floating around the intarwebs...

Hate you Gagz. Hate you.

cutes

2010-06-24T23:08:00.000-07:00

thursday night tv and nail polish:

☂m☂

$$$$ PAY DAY $$$$

2010-06-16T21:53:00.000-07:00

digging thru thrift store finds...

no longer do i hav to scrape the bottom of my previous jar of gel liner!

shell ring! (o´∀｀o)ぉ♪

AND THE BEST PART.... *drum roll*

SHAAAAKE WEIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
ｲｴ───(σ≧∀≦)σ───ｨ

THIS IS FOR REAL!!!!!!

☂m☂

cool kids

2010-06-16T16:51:00.000-07:00

Me and TG looking hella disgusting with The Cool Kids having 6 AM sushi. Looookin cuuuteee Teresa! Obviously, they were honored to meet us.

full of chic

2010-06-08T15:00:00.000-07:00

Triptych

2010-06-05T18:59:00.000-07:00

I want these dresses on my body right now! But they're sold out.

Obviously cause everyone young enough to rock a Christopher Kane dress successfully can't afford that shiiitt.

OLIVE SHOPPE YOU GOT TO RESTOCK!!

Fish skeletons?
Yes please. With extra heads thank you very much.

way2bcool

2010-06-03T12:16:00.001-07:00

Who broke into my house and stole my notebook?
Return please.

image: via the fail blog

one prob though... I don't think A&F is considered cool now

Is she filthy?

2010-05-27T19:57:00.000-07:00

find out

HERE.

for mature audiences only.

***Edit: Maya just informed me that this blog was shut down and the link no longer works.
oh well it was fun while it lasted...

Its a wrap!!

2010-05-27T11:17:00.000-07:00

I'm adding headscarves to the list of things I like but can't really pull off. I'm actually feeling Erykah Badu's whole look... crochet bra, hella chunky bracelets, intense necklace, but I'm pretty sure if I wore that I'd get humiliated. Sometimes being humiliated isn't that bad though.

Case in point.

Here are some painfully awkward photobooth pictures of me trying out some of my favorite headscarf styles.

The last style is definitely my favorite but I don't know when I will be brave enough to leave the house like that...

But shit if Nicole Richie can wear it I can. At least I'm not wifed up to a Good Charlotte bro.

Nothing is more embarrassing that.

what I'm listening too: MF DOOM X BORAT ... wtf? via hiphopisread

Fashion is boring me lately

2010-05-26T17:33:00.000-07:00

Whose watching basketball?

dress up

2010-05-24T08:39:00.000-07:00

Last night while torturing myself watching the last Lost ever**
I got this text message from Teresa:

"I'm at the most hipster show of my life u would love it/embarrass yourself. "

Uh you should talk TG, I think you know a bit more about embarrassing yourself than I do.

But I will admit, I have a slight problem with trying to be cool and failing miserably.

Watch me try and tell this story in cool in manner but really only come off as a pretentious and loser-eee.

This one time I was at a backyard punk show in East Oakland when I ran into the neighborhood coke dealer. He, like always, was dressed in rags and I, having just come from my soul-stealing job at Abercrombie & Fitch, looked like a preppy douche bag. He took one look at me and said
"Guess you forgot to come in costume too."

While I was talking to a coke dealer ( + 2 hip points) and was at a punk show (+ 5 hip points),
I was the worst dressed person there (- 10 hip points)
and I don't do coke (-100 hip points).

Ever since then I've always thought of hipsters as wearing costumes.

But shit, they look cool.

I want to look cool too!

** For my opinion on the Lost finale go here.
I think I might sue, because Max Read just plagiarized my heart.

In The City, We Know How To Get Down

2010-05-14T14:06:00.000-07:00

Jack is badass. and the Kernal's hot.

drip drip

2010-04-28T22:51:00.000-07:00

this is tight as shit.

✍m✍

I need an Asian Bitch

2010-04-16T18:14:00.000-07:00

I love Claudia Kishi's style, as a young, bat shit crazy, asian tween I identified.

MOS DUB

2010-04-14T23:49:00.000-07:00

LOVE IT!
download now.

✌m✌

RIP Malcolm McLaren

2010-04-11T06:38:00.000-07:00

Manager to some of the steeziest bands

Happy Easter

2010-04-05T13:29:00.000-07:00

None of this has anything to do with Easter.

Julia Sarr Jamois

2010-04-01T15:59:00.000-07:00

I love her afro!

Pics: TFS

White Gurrl

2010-03-29T14:22:00.000-07:00

I kinda wanna buy this issue of Purple with LiLo playing Jesus. But why shell out 40 bucks when I can see all the editorials online? I love Lindsay because I like people who make my life seem like an episode of the Brady Bunch.

In all seriousness, did she just spill a shit load of blow on her shoes? I think the answer is obvious...

Note to the nuns that raised me: Sorry!

Barbarella

2010-03-28T10:31:00.000-07:00

I get my hair cut at Barbarella but I will never be a sex pot like Jane Fonda.

They got Rose McGowan taking over the roll in the upcoming remake. I kinda like this.

nice photoshoping to whom ever made this one.

Miz Wax

2010-03-24T22:24:00.000-07:00

Crop Circles

2010-03-21T19:11:00.000-07:00

We are loving the crop top trend, any excuse to wear less clothes is our friend.

Well actually, I'm obese so I would never wear it. I think I only like it cause I hate showering and dream of being a dirty it girl... (not sarcasm).

Obviously this style was stolen from the ever so stylish Hooter Girls.
Man I am craving Hooter wings right now!!

This makes me so uncomfortable.

Whats in the Basket?

2010-03-21T12:25:00.001-07:00

If your in Montreal, go check out the special screening of Basket Case at Cinema du Parc. THIS MOVIE IS WEIRD AS FUCK! Obviously that's a good thing.

Making Babies

2010-03-20T07:45:00.000-07:00

Babies are so in right now, where can I get this cute new accessory?
Kanye hook it up?!?

Hair Extensions

2010-03-14T14:29:00.000-07:00

When I was 18 I went to the Dominican Republic on spring break, got waaaasted and woke up the next day 30 dollars poorer and with this blond thing attached to my head.

I wish there was more evidence of my days with a blond weave but I was smart enough to stay away from cameras for a while. Please take my warning, don't drink and go to hair salons.

Anyways I'm currently thinking about getting extensions again. But the expensive kind that I will have to sell my car to get. It's a stupid vain idea, but I might be stupid enough to do it. But first I wanna see this movie.

Yeah that's GoGo Yubari from Kill Bill, (or if you're cool Takako Chigusa from Battle Royale) you can watch it here Mmmmmm, I'm now excited for tonight.

ghetto like...

2010-03-12T12:00:00.000-08:00

Trying to think up new nail designs to keep me ghetto fabulous is hard. I'm digging these matte nails and snake skin ones though! New York city is only an 7 hour bus ride from here, maybe I will make a quick detour to valley nails.

i got it from ma mama

2010-03-10T22:36:00.001-08:00

Here's some things my mom made.

I stole the bracelet and ring from her studio... shhhh she'll never find out unless she still looks at this blog. in which case she'll find out a lot more as well. so i hope she doesn't.. *fingers crossed*. she made me the elephant necklace for my seijinshiki (*>ω<)ﾉ

Please support!! yee here's her website

✍m✍

scrapeeee

2010-03-10T11:33:00.001-08:00

Me n TG finally got around to scrapefying her bike (which we've been talking about doing since 3 years ago)!! i wish i didn't live on top of a hill or i'd do the same.

Here's a slapper for when u scrape-fyyy

✍m✍

Things I Like

2010-03-10T00:40:00.000-08:00

Disco

Funk

bad ass little kids

80's skateboarders

The South (Coal Miner's Daughter)

Crop Tops

that's about it, and Italian food

skeet skeet here i am scrapeifying my bike

Party in the USA

2010-03-08T13:14:00.000-08:00

I have no taste and to prove that, I am going to reitterate my love for a Ms. Miley Cyrus. I'm totally gonna cop me a Teen Vogue next month which features Smiley on the cover. I even am trying to grow my bangs out and get that banging waste length hair that Miley rocks.
Uhuh Loves it.

Jewcy

2010-03-06T17:37:00.000-08:00

How much do I need one of these Jewish Rosaries? Hella bad.
Jew Tang Clan on your mind one time.

-Ngo

We Are Handsome

2010-03-04T20:44:00.000-08:00

It's finally above negative degrees here. I'm ready to go to the beach.

we are handsome

Sharon Wauchob

2010-03-04T17:42:00.000-08:00

dominatrix x power bitch chic?

-Ngo

This is for real

2010-03-03T23:58:00.000-08:00

everything reminds me of shake weight. my roommate was shaking up the juice today to have a glass of lemonade, and it reminded me of shake weight. we were in dance class and a move reminded me of shake weight. i saw a person running and i thot they shud run with a shake weight. i believe iv been diagnosed with shake weight syndrome. TRUE LIFE, i cant stop thinking of shake weight.

o and best part, "THIS IS FOR REAL"
✍m✍

KOHADA

2010-03-03T23:13:00.000-08:00

first, i do like this,

i clean the fish and i bake until they sizz.

then i heat a pan full of soy sauce and vinegar,
im wearing ma mamas apron from tommy hilfiger.
YO i gotta make that concoction 4 to 6 respectively,
now add some red pepper and ginger as a complimentary.
oh, dont forget some sugar and a lil rice wine,
the final product will give ur tummy a fine timee

i got that miso and that rice to go by its side,
when i'm done eating ill leave my room mate ariel a lil surprise.

in her bath room,
i arranged the fish heads,
they gotta lil message, that they want read...

✍m✍

Do Me

2010-03-03T13:12:00.000-08:00

Adam Richman is fine beyond words, he is my ideal Jewish husband, and more importantly he's a celebrity, this one's for you Adam...

oh no no no no

2010-03-03T10:48:00.001-08:00

-Ngo

ramen

2010-03-03T00:49:00.000-08:00

so good... *drool*
✍m✍

yea boii

2010-03-03T00:10:00.000-08:00

slappin japin parties it up yo
✍m✍

dumb in my backpack

2010-03-01T20:18:00.000-08:00

I don't understand why college girls hate on backpacks so much. I would much rather wear one of these than one of those stereotypical longchamp bags. How boring!

Obviously the asian's know what I mean, these are from yesstyle.com

yaawn.

Sailor Moon

2010-03-01T13:03:00.000-08:00

-Ngo

RansomXAdidas

2010-03-01T10:15:00.000-08:00

Adidas is stepping their game up!!!

-Ngo

sk8r boyz

2010-03-01T01:08:00.000-08:00

I'm a ramp tramp fasho, even for born again christians, but I'd prefer an 80s Hosoi

TG

Return of Saturn

2010-03-01T00:52:00.000-08:00

Rachel Ballinger

2010-02-28T18:12:00.000-08:00

So this chick has the exact same tattoo as me...

I don't know how I feel about this seeing that she is cuter/taller/skinnier than me

You know I can double fist my drinks too.

I would trade in Teresa and Maya in a second for Mark the Cobra Snake

Uhhh she dresses better than me too. Fuck this hoe.

Grafeet

2010-02-28T16:09:00.000-08:00

The other day while cruisin' the book stores looking to pray on some sexxi unsuspecting hipster boys I cam across this book Bay Area Graffiti. I was kinda shocked because in my 10 plus years as in the bay I was never that impressed by any of the graffiti.

The graffiti in Montreal is actually way tighter and that's kinda sad. Bay Area step your game up!!

Raarrrww

2010-02-28T13:57:00.000-08:00

Wolf and Tiger rings by Obey
available at Karmaloop

winter olympics

2010-02-28T09:22:00.000-08:00

Winter Olympics are boring me. LETS TAKE IT BACK TO THE SUMMER OF 08!

Canadian Rap

Hysteric Glamour

2010-02-27T20:31:00.000-08:00

Hysteric Glamour 2010 Spring Editorial in HUGE Magazine

White Girls

2010-02-27T11:38:00.000-08:00

I have a bad feeling one of these days a video like this staring me is gonna make it on the internet. I already have enough shit to blackmail TG for the rest of her life, please don't let this happen to me!

who is zordono?

2010-02-26T15:57:00.000-08:00

causing ruckus in the city.
✍m✍

Sedmisrasky

2010-02-24T17:15:00.000-08:00

Matthew Williamson

2010-02-24T14:07:00.001-08:00

Before&After

2010-02-24T14:00:00.000-08:00

Jeffrey Vanhoutte

Kim Songhe

2010-02-24T01:34:00.000-08:00

i'm in love again... ♥ ♥

Kim Songhe is my new favorite person. i love her style!

she's having a show right now at superfrog gallery at SF japan town New People building, and im seriously considering breaking in to jack me some chandeliers..

check out her website.

she also has a blog, u shud check it out... if u can read japanese.
✍m✍

JERO

2010-02-24T01:33:00.000-08:00

✍m✍

Dizzy

2010-02-23T21:07:00.001-08:00

Crossroads

2010-02-23T20:06:00.000-08:00

I'm hella critical of everything. Elementary school plays, homeless street performers, you name it, I criticize it. Obviously I am hella snobby and think my taste is better than everybody else's.

However I can't lie, I have seen Crossroads over a million times (no exaggeration) including in theaters. I would wear any of the outfits in the above photo even Brit's which reads "FREEDOM" across the chest.

What nerd-o has a bagin bod like this??

I don't get it...

2010-02-23T12:55:00.000-08:00

KANYE WEST "Coldest Winter" Directed by: NABIL "ITUNES link below" from nabil elderkin on Vimeo.

Mark Ryden

2010-02-22T21:18:00.000-08:00

Gotta get one of these Mark Ryden's for the nursery! Speaking of which anybody wanna be the shinning twins with me for halloween? I know its a long ways off but... that would be so tight!

RIN RIN RIN

2010-02-22T09:33:00.001-08:00

More Hipsters!

2010-02-22T08:19:00.001-08:00

Sloane Peterson, Ferris Bueller and Cameron Frye.

Nice subtle touch of leopard print.

I'm jealous of their love. And don't tell me its just a film, I will go vietnam war veteran on the AC transit bus on your ass.

In Transit

2010-02-22T07:24:00.000-08:00

I saw this video a few days ago, and I was thinking.... whatever shit, like that goes down on the AC Transit every fucking day. But then I looked a little closer and was like...Oh shit! That is the AC Transit! I love the bus because it's all crazies, broke fools like me, and old chinese ladies. Best combinations. And I love the american appareled almost hipster chick just watching in the corner.

Bento

2010-02-22T07:10:00.000-08:00

These bento boxes are hella cute! I wish my mom had hella time/was creative enough to make these for me in 2nd grade.

I'd pack it up in this bento box set and I'd be out the door.

mmm

2010-02-21T18:32:00.000-08:00

20 Year old Matt Dillon needs to get into my pants. right. now.

if he is busy 45 year old Matt Dillon can replace him.

French Hipsters

2010-02-21T17:43:00.000-08:00

USA

2010-02-21T17:34:00.001-08:00

Currently watching the USA v Canada hockey game...YEE!

Them Boyz in The Hood

2010-02-20T21:30:00.001-08:00

loose $$

2010-02-10T00:00:00.000-08:00

just bought these.

skee yee

except because its a backorder or some shit it doesn't ship til april.

hella gay.

urban outfitters is giving me blue balls.

✍m✍

Why its good to be young.

2010-02-05T15:11:00.001-08:00

suki suki

2010-02-04T18:35:00.001-08:00

Pics: TFS and sukialice.com

Paul Simonon

2010-02-04T08:00:00.000-08:00

Looking back, I had some pretty sweet taste as a middle schooler.

cute

2010-02-03T09:40:00.001-08:00

KiD CuDi "cudderisback" - Directed by Jason Goldwatch - DatNewCudi.com from DP on Vimeo.

shaolin shadow boxing

2010-01-30T18:04:00.000-08:00

Went "clubbing" for the first time in helllllaaa long. You can tell I'm back in school by all the asians

In Oakland, people bring guns to the club, these asian fools bring swords.

no cocaine

2010-01-30T06:04:00.000-08:00

Is it weird that I like that big fat douche bag Kanye? He makes my boring existence more interesting.

These are Kanyes words on style from his blog, and if it wasn't in all caps making it virtually unreadable, I would be sitting at my comp going, fuck yeah kanye, fuck yeah.

" WHEN IT'S ALL SAID AND DONE, REMEMBER THE FEARLESS, REMEMBER THE DREAMERS, REMEMBER THOSE WHO REPRESENT THE GHETTO...THE FAIRY TALE OF NOTHING TO SOMETHING. I'M BRIEFLY SADDENED BY NEGATIVE COMMENTS, BUT I HAVE TO REMEMBER THOSE PEOPLE ARE SCARED, INCAPABLE OR JUST PLAIN IDIOTS. WE ARE THE FUCKING ROCK STARS BABY. NO COCAINE, JUST LIFE MY NIGGAS!! NO COCAINE, JUST LIFE! IT'S FUNNY TO ME WHEN FASHION BLOGGERS DOWN OUR OUFITS AND THEN SUPER JOCK OUTLANDISH SHIT ON THE RUNWAY BUT THEN THEY DRESS MAD PRUDE AND DON'T LIVE FASHION. WE LIVE IT MAN. FUCK THAT, WE LIVE IT!!! WE LIVE IT SO HARD PEOPLE LIVE THROUGH US! WE REPRESENT YOUR INNER SPIRIT!! THE CHILD IN US ALL, THE BRUTAL HONESTY, THE NAIVETY, THE BRAVE WARRIOR, THE ADRENALINE THAT ALLOWS A MOTHER TO LIFT A CAR IF HER CHILD WAS TRAPPED UNDER IT! REMEMBER, THERE WAS A TIME WHEN EVERYBODY DISSED MICHAEL JACKSON EVERY CHANCE THEY COULD. IMAGINE THE PRESSURE OF BEING A TRUE ICON. VERY FEW HUMAN BEINGS ARE STRONG ENOUGH TO TAKE CONSTANT HATE!!! IF WE DON'T DO WHAT YOU FEEL IS THE SHIT, YOU BEAT US UP VERBALLY AND MENTALLY, LIKE A CATHOLIC SCHOOL TEACHER BEATING A CREATIVE STUDENT INTO SUBMISSION. I CAN HEAR YOU SCREAMING 'COLOR INSIDE THE LINES!!!' WELL FUCK YOUR COLORING BOOK, COLOR BY NUMBERS APPROACH TO LIFE. AT THE END OF THE DAY WHO ARE WE HURTING??? OH "THE NEW BLACK???" SINCE BARACK IS PRESIDENT BLACKS DON'T LIKE FUR COATS, RED LEATHER, AND FRIED CHICKEN ANY MORE?! WHEN YOU TRULY UNDERSTAND CULTURAL SETTINGS, BOUNDARIES, AND OUR MODERN DAY CASTE SYSTEMS, THEN YOU CAN FEEL THE GLORY AND PAIN FROM THE DAYS OF KINGS IN AFRICA TO THE NEW KINGS OF THE MEDIA. LET THE BALL PLAYERS DANCE AFTER THEY SCORE! IT'S LIFE MY NIGGAS, IT'S LIFE! REMEMBER CLOTHING IS A CHOICE. WE WERE BORN NAKED!!! FRESH IS AN OPINION, LOVE IS OBJECTIVE, TASTE IS SELECTIVE, AND EXPRESSION IS MY FAVORITE ELECTIVE. NO MORE POLITICS OR APOLOGIES!!!"

So Kanye, if your reading this, you need to stop fucking with Sea of Shoes/Luxirare

and holler at us broke ass bitches right here.

THOSE OF US WHO ARE LIVING THE FAIRY TALE YAAA DIGGG???

BTW an example of what he is talking about can be seen here.

fafinettte

2010-01-25T18:56:00.001-08:00

I've loved fafi for a long time, even before she blew up and became super doper famous (swear!)

However I just now learned she has a blog... TIGHT!!!

I gotta say I have never been that into her collabs with Adidas, however, I like both these shoes. Not enough to buy, but they look cute here.

Maya was Fafi at Lovefest this year.

I had to do some major lurking for this pic.

I hope that doesn't make me a creep.

ice cream sundae

2010-01-24T14:39:00.001-08:00

Wildfox Couture Spring 2010 from Wildfox Couture on Vimeo.

A while back I mentioned liking Wildfox's new spring line and I still do! They released this behind the scenes video which kinda makes me gag with its cornyness but I do like Blondie so I guess its aiiight.

girls gone wild

2010-01-24T12:19:00.001-08:00

I'm super juiced!!!

I just found out about this tight POLISH (wtf?) brand MiSBHV.

And NO it doesn't have anything to do with that super shitty overstylized wanna be hip but tries way to hard defunct magazine Missbehave.

Check out their tight ass shirts that are priced in Polish Zloty

Fact of the day: the currency in Poland is the Zloty.

Don't pretend you knew that.

I tried to order it, but it just told me to give them an email address....

A little sketchy but I hope it works out!

Here are some chicks on Lookbook wearing their shirts.

DOPE

BETTER THAN PORN!!!

2010-01-22T16:15:00.000-08:00

Joaquin Phoenix AND Miley Cyrus??? for those of you that don't know me, this is the type of shit I masturbate too.

That was a bit graphic, I hope everyone knows thats a joke.

My new goal in life is to lose weight so Joaquin Phoenix will mary me. There's a 15 year age gap between us, I think that's perfect for a celebrity couple.

BTW, If he starts dating Miley, their anti-suicide message will have failed.

I will have killed myself.

In other news, I'm super into Daisy Lowe lately. I think it's because someone posted a picture of her on the fashion spot with some Type 3 acne and that makes me feel better about being obese.

In other news Aziz Ansari is pretty funny. You can listen to his entire CD here.

Okay, I'm going to go work out and snort some coke so I will become thin.

I'm serious.

**edit: my roommate tells me the loneliest people are those who focus too much on fictional romances... god damn it.

baby love

2010-01-20T21:07:00.000-08:00

i killed it myself

2010-01-20T10:35:00.000-08:00

Everyone in Montreal keeps hating on my leopard jacket!

Here it is, in all its glory, being modeled by Maya (or is it Lady GaGa...i can't tell?) Maya and TG both have their own leopard print coats as well so ... were the cool ones right? Are McGill kids just as a whole straight stoopid???

Dropsnap reenforces what I already knew. Apparently everyone and their grandma has a leopard coat in Tokyo. If its hot there, its bound to come here eventually...

This girl is raw in a giraffe trench coat.

That is the next step my friends.

OH MAH GAGA??

red carpet sorrows

2010-01-18T14:47:00.001-08:00

I'm assuming that no one watched the Golden Globes. I know I didn't, especially it being NFL playoff time (Saints baby!) and with so much excellent VH1 reality programing. However like every fashinista wannabe, I am a sucker for the red carpet. For the most part I thought every one looked atrocious. I actually said "oh dear god" out loud when I saw Halle Berry's hooker ensemble and when Sandra Bullock walked out looking like Jessica McClintock threw up on her. These stars on the other hand, wern't embarrassing... but I got to admit I barely know who any of them are!

Ginnifer Goodwin, Vivian Cash from Walk the Line? What the fuck have you been in recently? Besides reason number 1740245 I committed suicide, "He's Just Not that into You" (horrible.) However shes looking flirty and cute in Vionnet.

**I looked it up. She is in HBO's Big Love. Obviously I don't watch that.

Carey Mulligan in Nina Ricci. Ok this one I cant even front.

WHo iS U?!?

At least I have seen some Ginnifer Goodwin films..

Ok, now some real celebrity at least. Maggie Gyllenhaal in Roland Mouret...Even though the only reason your famous is because of your much better looking brother...(and I suppose that tiny box office flop, The Dark Night) your dress makes up for your... uhh I'm not gonna complete this sentence... (fugly face)

Emily Blunt in Dolce & Gabbana, who I only know because she is John Krasinski's future first wife. (His future second wife will be me). I actually like this one the best. However I heard Queen Victoria (what she was nominated for) was boring as fuck and that makes me feel good.

And finally, some random chic in god knows what.

For all I know this could be some fan who jumped the barricade.

And to think I consider myself pop culture savvy. Apparently I have a year worth of film and television to catch up on.

YES PLEASE!!!

2010-01-18T14:45:00.000-08:00

DANSK MAGAZINE

Why does everything gotta be a love thing?

2010-01-16T19:15:00.001-08:00

diamonds are forever

2010-01-16T08:15:00.000-08:00

random photos from Hollywood Overdose

eva m.

2010-01-12T19:13:00.000-08:00

I hate Vogue. I think it's hella boring.

I get really embarrassed at hair salons because I always read Us Weekly instead of Vogue.

I know every one judges me for this.

But I really like this Eva Mendes cover in German Vogue.

Germany has just redeemed itself a little after this catastrophe.

Eva's last movie, Bad Lieutenant, was tight as fuck.

Any film with the line "Light the Caucasian's rock" is good in my book.

btw my hatred does not apply to Teen Vogue.

I guess I'm still a child at heart.

Edit: Thanks to Kanye for these images from Eva's new Calvin Klein campaign...

Its not Mark and Kate (the two hottest people on earth)

But DAMN! Sexy Can I?

burberry x colette

2010-01-12T07:20:00.000-08:00

If I were sophisticated, classy and independent, I would cop me one of the new burberry by colette trench coats. But I'm not which is good cause I can't afford it anyways.