find out
HERE.
for mature audiences only.
***Edit: Maya just informed me that this blog was shut down and the link no longer works.
oh well it was fun while it lasted...
5/27/10
Its a wrap!!
I'm adding headscarves to the list of things I like but can't really pull off. I'm actually feeling Erykah Badu's whole look... crochet bra, hella chunky bracelets, intense necklace, but I'm pretty sure if I wore that I'd get humiliated. Sometimes being humiliated isn't that bad though.
Case in point.
Here are some painfully awkward photobooth pictures of me trying out some of my favorite headscarf styles.
The last style is definitely my favorite but I don't know when I will be brave enough to leave the house like that...
But shit if Nicole Richie can wear it I can. At least I'm not wifed up to a Good Charlotte bro.
Nothing is more embarrassing that.
what I'm listening too: MF DOOM X BORAT ... wtf? via hiphopisread
5/26/10
5/24/10
dress up
Last night while torturing myself watching the last Lost ever**
I got this text message from Teresa:
"I'm at the most hipster show of my life u would love it/embarrass yourself. "
Uh you should talk TG, I think you know a bit more about embarrassing yourself than I do.
But I will admit, I have a slight problem with trying to be cool and failing miserably.
Watch me try and tell this story in cool in manner but really only come off as a pretentious and loser-eee.
This one time I was at a backyard punk show in East Oakland when I ran into the neighborhood coke dealer. He, like always, was dressed in rags and I, having just come from my soul-stealing job at Abercrombie & Fitch, looked like a preppy douche bag. He took one look at me and said
"Guess you forgot to come in costume too."
While I was talking to a coke dealer ( + 2 hip points) and was at a punk show (+ 5 hip points),
I was the worst dressed person there (- 10 hip points)
and I don't do coke (-100 hip points).
Ever since then I've always thought of hipsters as wearing costumes.
But shit, they look cool.
I want to look cool too!
** For my opinion on the Lost finale go here.
I think I might sue, because Max Read just plagiarized my heart.
I got this text message from Teresa:
"I'm at the most hipster show of my life u would love it/embarrass yourself. "
Uh you should talk TG, I think you know a bit more about embarrassing yourself than I do.
But I will admit, I have a slight problem with trying to be cool and failing miserably.
Watch me try and tell this story in cool in manner but really only come off as a pretentious and loser-eee.
This one time I was at a backyard punk show in East Oakland when I ran into the neighborhood coke dealer. He, like always, was dressed in rags and I, having just come from my soul-stealing job at Abercrombie & Fitch, looked like a preppy douche bag. He took one look at me and said
"Guess you forgot to come in costume too."
While I was talking to a coke dealer ( + 2 hip points) and was at a punk show (+ 5 hip points),
I was the worst dressed person there (- 10 hip points)
and I don't do coke (-100 hip points).
Ever since then I've always thought of hipsters as wearing costumes.
But shit, they look cool.
I want to look cool too!
** For my opinion on the Lost finale go here.
I think I might sue, because Max Read just plagiarized my heart.
5/14/10
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