this is for you nikita

"i'm worried lady gaga won't give it a rest until she's convinced us her vagina is made of solid gold"

hehe

this blog makes me laugh

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oh, oh sheila

Lately I've been reflecting on Prince (first concert I ever went to, the prince of funk, my sole reason for living, etc. etc.) as well as reflecting on some of his side projects/gf's and some we're pretty stylish/talented. Sheila E. is no doubt the most talented of them all, she was even a drummer in his band for a couple years
Most people say Vanity was the hottest, and I think Vanity 6 did the lingerie look way better than Madonna, and "Nasty Girl" is the jam, but apparently she is a born again christian now, and that is just simply unforgivable, sorry Vanity
Apollonia, probably the least talented of the girls I've mentioned, likely got the most exposure because she actually got to star in the best movie ever made, Purple Rain, nothing less than Oscar worthy in my opinion
Apparently Prince is a vegan now, which is seriously making me reconsider my passionate hate for vegans

ladyboy

I spent the entire day watching RuPaul's Drag Race which is quality, quality television.

Did I mention the high quality of this show? The general premise is nine drag queens fight against each other to become the next top drag queen. Think an even gayer top model, with Project Runways Santino Rice (love, love, love) as a judge.

The perks of living in the Bay Area is it's hella gay and we get to kick it with "famous" gay people on the regular.

Slappin Japin and friends with Ongina. Excuse my ugliness and our homie Brynne's ridiculously shinny migraine endusing bag.

Ongina "worked it" (that phrase makes me vomit in my mouth) on the show...

Get It Gurl!!!

I did some further researched and was shocked to find that Ongina is a man!

What daaa FUCK????

Thankfully a few pictures later my faith in humanity was restored

This is the Ongina I like to see.

pictures courtesy of Ongina's myspace.

tightness

Strange Eyes

Nailz Didddd

The 2009 Nail Expo was held last week in Tokyo.

Photos by Junko Kimura....

Not to be outdone, I got my nails done too

Their nails might be more intricate but mine are illegal....bitches

On a more important note I hope everyone got a good laugh at the joke that is the grammy award nominations...

Flo Rida for Best Rap Album?

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check out my new weapon

i heard Christopher Walken was a professionally trained ballerina. mmm hmmm.

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preview

A little preview of my black friday haul....Maya and me have been working on a secret project so look out for that soon, yee!