say hello to 2010

Please god, don't let me humiliate myself tonight...

Nedroid

eye talian it gurls

Teresa Maccapani Missoni


this bitch is too fine...and what a sweet ass name she has!

Delfina Delettrez Fendi

some french shit

Just watched Les Parapluies of Cherbourg

Holy Hipster!!! --- obviously I love...

So Genevieve is a 17 year old sex kitten and is in love with hottie hot hot Guy, but then Guy get drafted and is forced to leave Genevieve. Shit gets crazy when Genevieve finds out she is knocked up. Cognac and prostitutes are involved... and this is all SUNG!!! Yes, I shit you not! Even the most mundane of conversation is sung!

I love Genevieve's (the Blonde, played by Catherine Deneuve) hair in the final scene... the video is a spoiler, but you probably won't watch it anyways...

gublernation

It's no secret that I get easily obsessed. I am here to add obsession 74744 to the list. My good friend Serena introduced me to the show Criminal Minds earlier this summer. While at first glance it seemed like just another law&order/CSI/coldcase/blahblahblah show, which is pretty much true, one thing makes Criminal Minds stand apart. That is the utter adorableness of Dr. Spencer Reid, the lanky underweight 20 something year old genius (he graduated from Cal Tech younger than I graduated from high school!)

I cried during an episode where he is held hostage and tortured. I cried!!!

Some haters (ahem Maya) can't understand my obsession. But come on woman! He has three doctorates in math, chemistry and engineering, as well as BA's in psych and sociology. AHHH do me now!!!

Ok I realize that I'm writing waaay to much about a fictional character, but the actor Matthew Gray Gubler is equally adorable and actually used to be a top model who did runways for Tommy Hilfiger, Marc Jacobs etc... He also used to date Kemp Muhl.

I think he and I should mate.

photos: tfs

La Cosa Nostra

I leave Florence on Thursday and I am really bored...so I think I will reflect on Italy...also my computer is full of viruses because I was trying to download this slapper:



Here are some things that make Italian culture unique:
1)Men who have unhealthy relationships with their mothers and live with them well into their 30s
2)The wonderful man that is Silvio Berlusconi who runs this country and controls about 80% of the television that Italians watch, while still managing to party in Sardegna and bang 18 year olds.
3)DA MOB!
jk Italy is great
4)Men here dress impeccably, if you don't believe me just peep thesartorialist.blogspot.com and see for yourself, the women are a different story though...
5) The FOOD, what the hell we have a wild deer chillin in our fridge right now that our neighbor shot, it smells so yummy
6)Pretending to be famous when you go to a club. If you have a table or know someone who has a table you can dance on it while sipping free champagne and looking down on all the commoners, it's awesome!

I will have to finish this post when I get back to 'merica because my computer is about to eat itself

quasi-MOD.

yall better check this shit, its the new look for the new decade, yall bout to have every gargoyle in town in a jealous rage.

IN MOTION.

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fashion suicide

at least someone's gettin laid tonight

Richard Avedon

cobrasnake?

I didn't know who this guy was until Nikita told me, I guess he just takes pictures of aloof people looking aloof, but fo real, who is this guy he looks like my dad...


cobrasnake

my dad

the hills

there's no denying that watching "the hills" makes you stupider, but it no doubt has the funniest dialogue of any show on mtv, other than "jersey shore" obviously.

The Hills with James Franco and Mila Kunis from James Franco

a funny or die sketch from the writer's strike

cat eye girl

Kemp Muhl (Sean Lennon's GF) in the August issue of Elle

photo: TFS

70s thaaang

I was seriously born in the wrong decade!!

jersey shore

My new favorite foursome:

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, Jenni "JWoww" Farley,

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi and Paul "DJ Pauly D" DelVeccio.

This show is the shit. And that is the situation.

The lack of...

There's this really wierd thing that ppl in my homeland like to do... and it's been "in" for the longest time too. as far as my memory goes back Japins have had the tendency to shave their eye brows off... hmmmm

and they dont even draw them back on

ok wtf, u dont go walkin down the street lookin like this☟. bitch you ain't lady gaga!

but anywho, i wonder why they do this to them selves..??? my cousins do that shit too! any inputs to why this phenomenon might be happening? does every Japin just happen to pass out with their shoes on every weekend? they do get wasted. man, ppl in japin really know how to party. butyaaa, why the lack of eyebrows?

pics via DROP - FASHION STREET SNAP

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funky funky

i L-O-V-E this song!!!!



and i kinda like what the girls are wearing in this video

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NYE STEEZE

I have a love/hate relationship with New Years Eve. I always tell people its my favorite holiday but every year I do some combination of get too drunk/cry/put my hand in someone's puke/tell some gross boy I'm kind of a freak/all of the above. Actually that sounds way worse written down because every year I do have an amazing time.

The worse part of New Years is actually the stress of needing to find the perfect dress. I have some disgusting need to impress the kids from my high school (actually more like the boys who graduated in the year before me...rawwwrr ;-P)

Here are my picks for hot new years dresses!!

This dress from Nasty Girl is the hottness! But 148 is hella steep for vintage in my opinion.

I looove this dress, also from Nasty Girl. Have I ever mentioned that I'm a prostitute in my spare time? probably.

I love this dress from Indie Cult Vintage (even though there was HELLA drama over this store on Susie Bubbles's blog back in the day, its a great read if u haven't seen it.) But its white and it has a weird ass neck piece, both pluses in my book. I'm Sold.

This anthropology dress is my steeze. I would wear this shit to school. Hella cute.

In all honesty I'm probably gonna buy some rag from Forever 21, wear it for a few hours then never wear it again, thats what I did last year!

me lookin like a HO FA SHO on new years last year.

Maya also lookin like a ho! also last years nye.

NYE shopping reminds of prom shopping which reminds me of this...

xoxo

I haven't watched Gossip Girl since the first season, but when I did I was definetly a Blair fan ...

I mean this is hot!!!

I really like that Blair was drunk when she lost her vcard. Made it more realistic.

Now I'm not gonna waste anybody's time talking about how well they style the main cast in GG, because errryboody knows they dress on point... What I do what to talk about is the shitty shit shitness that is this...

My ears are deeply deeply offended.

some stylish hoes

reese witherspoon in "freeway" making the inland empire look so fly

and cybill sheperd in "the last picture show" slutting it up in small town 50s Texas in halter tops and pastel socks

acrobatic

i wanna have sex like how they dance

... and also look like her while i'm at it

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this is for you nikita

"i'm worried lady gaga won't give it a rest until she's convinced us her vagina is made of solid gold"

hehe

this blog makes me laugh

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