La Cosa Nostra

I leave Florence on Thursday and I am really bored...so I think I will reflect on Italy...also my computer is full of viruses because I was trying to download this slapper:



Here are some things that make Italian culture unique:
1)Men who have unhealthy relationships with their mothers and live with them well into their 30s
2)The wonderful man that is Silvio Berlusconi who runs this country and controls about 80% of the television that Italians watch, while still managing to party in Sardegna and bang 18 year olds.
3)DA MOB!
jk Italy is great
4)Men here dress impeccably, if you don't believe me just peep thesartorialist.blogspot.com and see for yourself, the women are a different story though...
5) The FOOD, what the hell we have a wild deer chillin in our fridge right now that our neighbor shot, it smells so yummy
6)Pretending to be famous when you go to a club. If you have a table or know someone who has a table you can dance on it while sipping free champagne and looking down on all the commoners, it's awesome!

I will have to finish this post when I get back to 'merica because my computer is about to eat itself