Wear the pants, they'll make you brave!

I spent last Friday night watching The Sisterhood of the Traveling pants in my polar bear pajama set while eating bowl after bowl of Special K.

If I was talking about ketamine, maybe this night would have been more exciting, but no I'm talking about the Kellogg cereal that taste like healthy sugar-less rice krispies, that promises that if you eat it non-stop you lose six pounds in a week.

Where is my six pound weight loss?

Fuck you Special K and fuck your broken promises.

Thank the lord Jesus I am flying out to Florence tomorrow and hopefully my next posts wont be about cereal and horrible pussy ass teen movies (which apparently Teresa loves? stfu you have no reason to live).

BTW this Friday night has been spent watching an Intervention marathon while eating cream cheese sandwiches (all that's left in my fridge. fuck you life).

And this is my life right now. Hopefully this time tomorrow things will be different. Well actually this time tomorrow I will be drunk on a plane.

Obviously fashion is the farthest thing from my mind right now so I will end this boring rant on this note... I have finally decided on a hair style!



Here is my face photo shopped with Megan Fox's hair. Let the nightmares begin.