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I am currently watching Most Unique McDonalds on the travel channel (god damn I love the travel channel.) It just taught me that one of the most unique is my local Mickey Ds in Montreal, because they have a unique menu...Haha A unique menu at McDonalds, how have I never noticed? It's probably because whenever I go to McDonald's I'm usually drunk as fuck and just order the chicken nuggets and call it a go. For all you McGill kids, this is the atwater McDonalds, not the St. Cats one.

Anyways...How good does Peaches Geldof look in lipstick?

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I usually just swipe on some burt's bees and call it a day. Unless Maya is present to do it for me (that girl is seriously gifted with an eyeliner brush.) Its not that I'm makeup illiterate, I'm just make up lazy. Actually, fuck that, I'll admit, I'm pretty makeup illiterate. But for the sake of this post I tackled what should be a no brainer...

Here is a disgustingly close close up of my face. As you can see I decided to start off subtle. You can barely even tell I'm wearing anything... However if you ask me, why wear foul tasting lip shit on you lips if its not obnoxiously noticeable? Wearing mother's Este Lauder in Rose Tea.

Bright orange, definitely more like it! In junior year of high school I went through an obnoxious MAC phase where I refused to leave the house not looking like a drag queen. This is MAC in Exhibitionist, obviously it would have an annoying obnoxious title like exhibitionist....

Obviously this one is my favorite. I got this CHANEL lipstick in "lover" (rolls eyes,) at OGILVY. For you American's ogilvy is the creme de la creme of Canadian department stores. Thats probably the first and last time I will ever buy anything from there (cause I'm poor) and I like to call this lipstick that I never wear, the most valuable thing I own.

Conclusion....I probably will stick to burts bees.

btw...

dress: limite, shirt: free gold watch, jacket: silence&noise

This is what I wore today to go to Wallgreens. This is also how I dress to attract 14 year old skater boys... And I wonder why people think I am 5 years younger than my real age. Well shit, your only young once! And I will forever pay youth prices for the bus.