shaolin shadow boxing

Went "clubbing" for the first time in helllllaaa long. You can tell I'm back in school by all the asians

In Oakland, people bring guns to the club, these asian fools bring swords.

no cocaine

Is it weird that I like that big fat douche bag Kanye? He makes my boring existence more interesting.

These are Kanyes words on style from his blog, and if it wasn't in all caps making it virtually unreadable, I would be sitting at my comp going, fuck yeah kanye, fuck yeah.

" WHEN IT'S ALL SAID AND DONE, REMEMBER THE FEARLESS, REMEMBER THE DREAMERS, REMEMBER THOSE WHO REPRESENT THE GHETTO...THE FAIRY TALE OF NOTHING TO SOMETHING. I'M BRIEFLY SADDENED BY NEGATIVE COMMENTS, BUT I HAVE TO REMEMBER THOSE PEOPLE ARE SCARED, INCAPABLE OR JUST PLAIN IDIOTS. WE ARE THE FUCKING ROCK STARS BABY. NO COCAINE, JUST LIFE MY NIGGAS!! NO COCAINE, JUST LIFE! IT'S FUNNY TO ME WHEN FASHION BLOGGERS DOWN OUR OUFITS AND THEN SUPER JOCK OUTLANDISH SHIT ON THE RUNWAY BUT THEN THEY DRESS MAD PRUDE AND DON'T LIVE FASHION. WE LIVE IT MAN. FUCK THAT, WE LIVE IT!!! WE LIVE IT SO HARD PEOPLE LIVE THROUGH US! WE REPRESENT YOUR INNER SPIRIT!! THE CHILD IN US ALL, THE BRUTAL HONESTY, THE NAIVETY, THE BRAVE WARRIOR, THE ADRENALINE THAT ALLOWS A MOTHER TO LIFT A CAR IF HER CHILD WAS TRAPPED UNDER IT! REMEMBER, THERE WAS A TIME WHEN EVERYBODY DISSED MICHAEL JACKSON EVERY CHANCE THEY COULD. IMAGINE THE PRESSURE OF BEING A TRUE ICON. VERY FEW HUMAN BEINGS ARE STRONG ENOUGH TO TAKE CONSTANT HATE!!! IF WE DON'T DO WHAT YOU FEEL IS THE SHIT, YOU BEAT US UP VERBALLY AND MENTALLY, LIKE A CATHOLIC SCHOOL TEACHER BEATING A CREATIVE STUDENT INTO SUBMISSION. I CAN HEAR YOU SCREAMING 'COLOR INSIDE THE LINES!!!' WELL FUCK YOUR COLORING BOOK, COLOR BY NUMBERS APPROACH TO LIFE. AT THE END OF THE DAY WHO ARE WE HURTING??? OH "THE NEW BLACK???" SINCE BARACK IS PRESIDENT BLACKS DON'T LIKE FUR COATS, RED LEATHER, AND FRIED CHICKEN ANY MORE?! WHEN YOU TRULY UNDERSTAND CULTURAL SETTINGS, BOUNDARIES, AND OUR MODERN DAY CASTE SYSTEMS, THEN YOU CAN FEEL THE GLORY AND PAIN FROM THE DAYS OF KINGS IN AFRICA TO THE NEW KINGS OF THE MEDIA. LET THE BALL PLAYERS DANCE AFTER THEY SCORE! IT'S LIFE MY NIGGAS, IT'S LIFE! REMEMBER CLOTHING IS A CHOICE. WE WERE BORN NAKED!!! FRESH IS AN OPINION, LOVE IS OBJECTIVE, TASTE IS SELECTIVE, AND EXPRESSION IS MY FAVORITE ELECTIVE. NO MORE POLITICS OR APOLOGIES!!!"

So Kanye, if your reading this, you need to stop fucking with Sea of Shoes/Luxirare

and holler at us broke ass bitches right here.

THOSE OF US WHO ARE LIVING THE FAIRY TALE YAAA DIGGG???

BTW an example of what he is talking about can be seen here.

fafinettte

I've loved fafi for a long time, even before she blew up and became super doper famous (swear!)

However I just now learned she has a blog... TIGHT!!!

I gotta say I have never been that into her collabs with Adidas, however, I like both these shoes. Not enough to buy, but they look cute here.

Maya was Fafi at Lovefest this year.

I had to do some major lurking for this pic.

I hope that doesn't make me a creep.

ice cream sundae

Wildfox Couture Spring 2010 from Wildfox Couture on Vimeo.

A while back I mentioned liking Wildfox's new spring line and I still do! They released this behind the scenes video which kinda makes me gag with its cornyness but I do like Blondie so I guess its aiiight.

girls gone wild

I'm super juiced!!!

I just found out about this tight POLISH (wtf?) brand MiSBHV.

And NO it doesn't have anything to do with that super shitty overstylized wanna be hip but tries way to hard defunct magazine Missbehave.

Check out their tight ass shirts that are priced in Polish Zloty

Fact of the day: the currency in Poland is the Zloty.

Don't pretend you knew that.

I tried to order it, but it just told me to give them an email address....

A little sketchy but I hope it works out!

Here are some chicks on Lookbook wearing their shirts.

DOPE

BETTER THAN PORN!!!

Joaquin Phoenix AND Miley Cyrus??? for those of you that don't know me, this is the type of shit I masturbate too.

That was a bit graphic, I hope everyone knows thats a joke.

My new goal in life is to lose weight so Joaquin Phoenix will mary me. There's a 15 year age gap between us, I think that's perfect for a celebrity couple.

BTW, If he starts dating Miley, their anti-suicide message will have failed.

I will have killed myself.

In other news, I'm super into Daisy Lowe lately. I think it's because someone posted a picture of her on the fashion spot with some Type 3 acne and that makes me feel better about being obese.

In other news Aziz Ansari is pretty funny. You can listen to his entire CD here.

Okay, I'm going to go work out and snort some coke so I will become thin.

I'm serious.

**edit: my roommate tells me the loneliest people are those who focus too much on fictional romances... god damn it.

baby love

i killed it myself

Everyone in Montreal keeps hating on my leopard jacket!

Here it is, in all its glory, being modeled by Maya (or is it Lady GaGa...i can't tell?) Maya and TG both have their own leopard print coats as well so ... were the cool ones right? Are McGill kids just as a whole straight stoopid???

Dropsnap reenforces what I already knew. Apparently everyone and their grandma has a leopard coat in Tokyo. If its hot there, its bound to come here eventually...

This girl is raw in a giraffe trench coat.

That is the next step my friends.

OH MAH GAGA??

red carpet sorrows

I'm assuming that no one watched the Golden Globes. I know I didn't, especially it being NFL playoff time (Saints baby!) and with so much excellent VH1 reality programing. However like every fashinista wannabe, I am a sucker for the red carpet. For the most part I thought every one looked atrocious. I actually said "oh dear god" out loud when I saw Halle Berry's hooker ensemble and when Sandra Bullock walked out looking like Jessica McClintock threw up on her. These stars on the other hand, wern't embarrassing... but I got to admit I barely know who any of them are!

Ginnifer Goodwin, Vivian Cash from Walk the Line? What the fuck have you been in recently? Besides reason number 1740245 I committed suicide, "He's Just Not that into You" (horrible.) However shes looking flirty and cute in Vionnet.

**I looked it up. She is in HBO's Big Love. Obviously I don't watch that.

Carey Mulligan in Nina Ricci. Ok this one I cant even front.

WHo iS U?!?

At least I have seen some Ginnifer Goodwin films..

Ok, now some real celebrity at least. Maggie Gyllenhaal in Roland Mouret...Even though the only reason your famous is because of your much better looking brother...(and I suppose that tiny box office flop, The Dark Night) your dress makes up for your... uhh I'm not gonna complete this sentence... (fugly face)

Emily Blunt in Dolce & Gabbana, who I only know because she is John Krasinski's future first wife. (His future second wife will be me). I actually like this one the best. However I heard Queen Victoria (what she was nominated for) was boring as fuck and that makes me feel good.

And finally, some random chic in god knows what.

For all I know this could be some fan who jumped the barricade.

And to think I consider myself pop culture savvy. Apparently I have a year worth of film and television to catch up on.

YES PLEASE!!!

DANSK MAGAZINE

Why does everything gotta be a love thing?

diamonds are forever

random photos from Hollywood Overdose

eva m.

I hate Vogue. I think it's hella boring.

I get really embarrassed at hair salons because I always read Us Weekly instead of Vogue.

I know every one judges me for this.

But I really like this Eva Mendes cover in German Vogue.

Germany has just redeemed itself a little after this catastrophe.

Eva's last movie, Bad Lieutenant, was tight as fuck.

Any film with the line "Light the Caucasian's rock" is good in my book.

btw my hatred does not apply to Teen Vogue.

I guess I'm still a child at heart.

Edit: Thanks to Kanye for these images from Eva's new Calvin Klein campaign...

Its not Mark and Kate (the two hottest people on earth)

But DAMN! Sexy Can I?