White Gurrl

I kinda wanna buy this issue of Purple with LiLo playing Jesus. But why shell out 40 bucks when I can see all the editorials online? I love Lindsay because I like people who make my life seem like an episode of the Brady Bunch.



In all seriousness, did she just spill a shit load of blow on her shoes? I think the answer is obvious...



Note to the nuns that raised me: Sorry!

Barbarella

I get my hair cut at Barbarella but I will never be a sex pot like Jane Fonda.

They got Rose McGowan taking over the roll in the upcoming remake. I kinda like this.


nice photoshoping to whom ever made this one.

Miz Wax

Crop Circles

We are loving the crop top trend, any excuse to wear less clothes is our friend.



Well actually, I'm obese so I would never wear it. I think I only like it cause I hate showering and dream of being a dirty it girl... (not sarcasm).




Obviously this style was stolen from the ever so stylish Hooter Girls.
Man I am craving Hooter wings right now!!




This makes me so uncomfortable.

Whats in the Basket?

If your in Montreal, go check out the special screening of Basket Case at Cinema du Parc. THIS MOVIE IS WEIRD AS FUCK! Obviously that's a good thing.

Making Babies

Babies are so in right now, where can I get this cute new accessory?
Kanye hook it up?!?

Hair Extensions

When I was 18 I went to the Dominican Republic on spring break, got waaaasted and woke up the next day 30 dollars poorer and with this blond thing attached to my head.



I wish there was more evidence of my days with a blond weave but I was smart enough to stay away from cameras for a while. Please take my warning, don't drink and go to hair salons.

Anyways I'm currently thinking about getting extensions again. But the expensive kind that I will have to sell my car to get. It's a stupid vain idea, but I might be stupid enough to do it. But first I wanna see this movie.



Yeah that's GoGo Yubari from Kill Bill, (or if you're cool Takako Chigusa from Battle Royale) you can watch it here Mmmmmm, I'm now excited for tonight.

ghetto like...

Trying to think up new nail designs to keep me ghetto fabulous is hard. I'm digging these matte nails and snake skin ones though! New York city is only an 7 hour bus ride from here, maybe I will make a quick detour to valley nails.

i got it from ma mama

Here's some things my mom made.


I stole the bracelet and ring from her studio... shhhh she'll never find out unless she still looks at this blog. in which case she'll find out a lot more as well. so i hope she doesn't.. *fingers crossed*. she made me the elephant necklace for my seijinshiki (*>ω<)ﾉ

Please support!! yee here's her website

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scrapeeee

Me n TG finally got around to scrapefying her bike (which we've been talking about doing since 3 years ago)!! i wish i didn't live on top of a hill or i'd do the same.



Here's a slapper for when u scrape-fyyy

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Things I Like

Disco

Funk

bad ass little kids

80's skateboarders

The South (Coal Miner's Daughter)

Crop Tops

that's about it, and Italian food


skeet skeet here i am scrapeifying my bike

Party in the USA

I have no taste and to prove that, I am going to reitterate my love for a Ms. Miley Cyrus. I'm totally gonna cop me a Teen Vogue next month which features Smiley on the cover. I even am trying to grow my bangs out and get that banging waste length hair that Miley rocks.
Uhuh Loves it.