Ay

this reminds me of berkeley high parties and neck cramps.
i need to go get my herrrr did.

Birthday Number 1's

So while taking a break from my ever so exciting life of watching Dinner's Drive In's and Dives, I found this website that will spit out the top song from any day of any year. This is the kinda stuff that prevents people like me from having a social life. Real people can't tell me this!

Me: August 20, 1989

@ Yahoo! Video

TG: February 2, 1989

*I originally thought her bday was Feb 20, which would have been Paula Abdul's Straight Up. WTF Teresa? Get a new birthday please. However, I can only take solace in the fact that I can spread this beautiful tribute video to romance novels that someone obviously labored over for days.

Maya: November 27, 1988


Well now, the Boys to Men greatest hits album isn't going to listen to itself! Another exhilarating Saturday night for me!

PS, In case you're wondering this is the number one today, September 25, 2010


yawn.

WE NO SPEAK AMERICANO

I went to Florence, than came back. Feeling a bit more Euro now.
Gonna go blast some house version of a Michael Buble song, ciao.

2NE1

buuut the classics are always the best

watermelon guava

Since having a baby is popular now

Wear the pants, they'll make you brave!

I spent last Friday night watching The Sisterhood of the Traveling pants in my polar bear pajama set while eating bowl after bowl of Special K.

If I was talking about ketamine, maybe this night would have been more exciting, but no I'm talking about the Kellogg cereal that taste like healthy sugar-less rice krispies, that promises that if you eat it non-stop you lose six pounds in a week.

Where is my six pound weight loss?

Fuck you Special K and fuck your broken promises.

Thank the lord Jesus I am flying out to Florence tomorrow and hopefully my next posts wont be about cereal and horrible pussy ass teen movies (which apparently Teresa loves? stfu you have no reason to live).

BTW this Friday night has been spent watching an Intervention marathon while eating cream cheese sandwiches (all that's left in my fridge. fuck you life).

And this is my life right now. Hopefully this time tomorrow things will be different. Well actually this time tomorrow I will be drunk on a plane.

Obviously fashion is the farthest thing from my mind right now so I will end this boring rant on this note... I have finally decided on a hair style!



Here is my face photo shopped with Megan Fox's hair. Let the nightmares begin.